That title does not apply to me.
Evidence #1
On my way to wake Paityn on the morning after she lost her 4th tooth, I realized that the tooth fairy completely forgot to leave anything under her pillow and had to borrow some money from Paityn's piggy bank. So while my slumbering 7 year old was still asleep, the tooth fairy grabbed her piggy bank from the shelf (right by her head), dumped out the piggy bank to find some quarters and dollar bills and put them under her pillow RIGHT before she woke up. Terrible I know. I sure hope the tooth fairy pays her back.
Evidence #2
We are traveling to Manti this weekend for Mother's Day and this was the conversation this morning on the way to school.
Paityn: Mom why don't you just call grandma and have her meet you 1/2 way in Nephi.
Me: Why?
Paityn: Then grandma could take us to her house and you could just stay home?
Me: Why?
Paityn: Because we need a break.
Me: From what?
Paityn: From you.
Me: WWWWAAAAAAA!!!!!
Friday, May 7, 2010
Mother of the Year
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4 comments:
So stinkin' hilarious. Love this post!
How funny! I love both stories, I was cracking up!
That is awesome. I still owe my baby 20 bucks--sad.
oh that is funny. you are hilarious with your tooth fairyness. Who has change anyway. It's not like you could have just given her your debit card or something. I think you did the right thing. :) too funny
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